Sarah Palin, Hooter’s Girl!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here at the Associated Mess press room, shocking developments are coming in from investigative reporter C4BH .  C4BH has obtained a picture of Sarah Palin working at the Wasilla Hooters restaurant.  When we approached the McCain campaign for facts we were rebuffed and told that the campaign was not going to answer any questions from the gotcha media.

 

Undeterred, we were able to catch up with Hooter’s general manager Cooter Brown who was happy to talk with us.  “Sure Sarahcuda was one of the best waitresses I ever had.  She moonlighted while she was the mayor of Wasilla, I don’t know what the mayor’s job pays, but she made more fucking money on tips with them supercharged boobs than any city employee I know of yuk yuk yuk!” said Cooter.  

When pressed on why she left Cooter told us “Well I had to let her go because of the damages, Todd didn’t take to well to the locals playing grab ass with his wife and he kept busting up the place.  And there was talk that she might run for governor and I couldn’t allow her to work here.  She might have reported my still to the Alaska troopers and I didn’t want to lose my best customers.” 

Thanks to www.whiterabbitcult.com for the photo