Here at the Associated Mess, we fully investigate wardrobe malfunctions wherever they occur. If I was Pam Anderson’s tit, I’d want to escape this hideous creation too. Get the full story here, oh fuck it, for more tit pictures, click here!
Here at the Associated Mess, we fully investigate wardrobe malfunctions wherever they occur. If I was Pam Anderson’s tit, I’d want to escape this hideous creation too. Get the full story here, oh fuck it, for more tit pictures, click here!
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Now stay with me on this one eehard.
The punch line is coming..My stomach was already swirling, after running behind my bad ass dog, Tangelina a Husky. She’s so bad her ears fall off from time to time so she can not hear me, only when I say we’re going to eat/walk now.
Well this morning, I let all my animals out, Sterling/dog-16,Starbuck/cat-8 Tangy Queen a-hole-3 and Rainna a newcomer(kitten) who just walked into my home and now live here, she was a feral cat, but I like her, she destoryed several squirrel nests,so I could read in the backyard, without getting struck in head by pine corns, Starbuck still believe, we live on the water and want catch nothing, birds can be walking around his fat ass and he don’t concern his self with them.
The reason why my belly was swirling, Tangy was playing with somethings in the backyard, so I went to make sure she was not killing the little kitten. Who when I, let them out ran up the pine tree and caught a baby squirrel, I guess she was going to play with it, our something, but Tangy took it from her (I did not see what really happen but I’m sure Rainna, just did give up her catch of the day to Tangy).
I observed all animals and there was Tangy, with something that had fur on it in her mouth, so I began to request, she leave it, hell no she did not. So now the chase is on, with me still in my nighty,(6ft wood fence, like my privacy). This dog knew if I was to catch her, it was mine, so this bad ass chewed it up in front of me. Well call placed to Vet.,(oh do bring her in). I was scared and did panic, but I did calm down. So I gave her ass a laxative and she will be in the backyard all day and good it’s hot, that badass, she will learn I have the last word around this house and I will be feeling her ass cat food for fur balls. (The life and time in Big Country Town)
So to calm myself a bit more, I went to my PC, to one of my caviar sources,eehard website and again by stomach began to swirl, over seeing a fake tit of Pam. Someone please give her a laxative so all that silicone and botox, would come out of her ass. Then you see a 100 yrs old drag queen. Oh the media, Well Barbie turn 50th last week and to be wht she has not aged.
I’m with ebonypearl….
Pam Anderson’s silicone does nothing for me. I’m a “natural” man!
I’m with ebonypearl on this one too lol. “botox and silicone coming out of her ass…” Maybe I’m just jealous I can’t afford botox or silicone.
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