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Rodell Vereen: SC Man Charged With Having Sex With Horse!

From the Huffington Post via the AP.  Talk about cruelty to animals!

Rodell Vereen

COLUMBIA, S.C. — A South Carolina man has been arrested for having sex with a horse after police say the animal’s owner caught him on surveillance camera.

Police say this isn’t the first time 50-year-old Rodell Vereen has been charged with buggery – last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the same horse and was placed on the state’s sex offender list.

Police arrested Vereen on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley says a camera caught him having sex with her horse earlier this month. This time she was waiting for him with a shotgun and says she thought about shooting him but didn’t want to go to prison.

Vereen is in jail. His brother says he has mental problems and may not have been taking his medicine.

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Colbert Gets Tased By His Own Conscience (VIDEO)!

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Obama Witch Doctor!

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It’s amazing that we are in the year 2009 and Right Wing and Conservative racism remain at at an all time high.  You’d think that the above low brow humor would be posted by some trailer park bowtard but wasd actually posted by a man named David McKalip who is a neurosurgeon here in Florida and serves as a member of the American Medical Association’s House of Delegates.  He forwarded the email Sunday evening to fellow members of a Google listserv.

To view other examples of Republican racism, click here!  Some, you may have seen before and some, you may not have.  Either way, they are all examples that tell us that the battle is far from won.  Sometimes, these Ofays just really get on my fucking nerves.


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Glenn Beck Calls Obama a “Racist!”

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The Born Identity!

more about “The Born Identity!“, posted with vodpod

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Identity Theft Part 2! Busted.

I caught that punk Troy Saunders who stole my identity.  Look at the list of Aliases used.  Also look at the case number 8820993. It is the same number that appears on the court judgment that I posted on “Identity Theft.”  I talked to the Supervisor of Elections Office today and they say I have enough evidence to not be taken off the voting roll.

I also searched for my name on the Department of Corrections website and nothing came up.  I am very relieved not to have my name in their database.  But I still show up in the Broward County database.  I have been trying all day to get in contact with the Identity Theft Division of the Broward Clerk of the Court but I just kept getting voice mail.  I will try again on Monday.

My main concern now is getting that court judgment amended to read Troy Saunders instead of my name.  I don’t want to be in the Broward County database for any reason.  For some reason I do not think that this is going to be an easy task.

Offender Picture
DC Number: 562021
Name: SAUNDERS, TROY R
Race: BLACK
Sex: MALE
Hair Color: BLACK
Eye Color: BROWN
Height: 5′08”
Weight: 186 lbs.
Birth Date: 12/13/1962
Release Facility: MADISON C.I.
Custody: MINIMUM
Release Date: 10/31/2003

Stated Residence Upon Release:
837 NE 17TH TERR APT 7
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL. 33304 33304
Aliases:
BRIAN T. BATES EMORY EARL HARDY
TROY SANDERS TROY SAUNDERS
TROY R SAUNDERS TROY ROBERT SAUNDERS
Scars, Marks, and Tattoos:
Type Location Description
TATTOO LEFT ARM LION
TATTOO LEFT CHEST TROY
TATTOO RIGHT ARM CLOWN
TATTOO RIGHT ARM TROY
TATTOO RIGHT CHEST $
Current Prison Sentence History:
Offense Date Offense Sentence Date County Case No. Prison Sentence Length
11/02/1999 COCAINE – POSSESSION 12/17/2002 BROWARD 9919672 1Y 6M 0D

Note: The offense descriptions are truncated and do not necessarily reflect the crime of conviction. Please refer to the court documents or the Florida Statutes for further information or definition.

Incarceration History:
Date In-Custody Date Out-of-Custody
06/21/1989 09/07/1989
01/30/1996 08/29/1996
12/31/2002 10/31/2003
Prior Prison History: (Note: Data reflected covers periods of incarceration with the Florida Dept.of Corrections since January of 1983)
Offense Date Offense Sentence Date County Case No. Prison Sentence Length
10/28/1988 COCAINE-SALE OR PURCHASE 06/16/1989 BROWARD 8820993 1Y 6M 0D
10/28/1988 COCAINE-POSSESS 06/16/1989 BROWARD 8820993 1Y 6M 0D
05/17/1994 COCAINE – POSSESSION 01/25/1996 BROWARD 9408332 1Y 0M 1D
10/12/1995 COCAINE – POSSESSION 01/25/1996 BROWARD 9517751 1Y 0M 1D

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Obama Birth Certificate Update

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Health Care Hell-Scare – Die-agnosis: Mur-DR

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Identity Theft!

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Whoever coined the phrase “Life is a Bitch,” knew what the fuck he was talking about!  I knew something was wrong today when I received a certified letter from Ion Sancho, the Supervisor of Elections for Leon County, Florida.  Somehow I knew that he wasn’t personally thanking me for having a 100% voting record.  I summoned up the courage to open the letter and I was flabbergasted.   The letter stated that I was on a list of convicted felons and therefore, not eligible to be a registered voter; which was news to me since I have never been turned away at the polling station.  Furthermore, the letter stated that my Civil Rights have been taken away and I have to prove that they have been restored to be put back on the list of eligible voters.

Now I want to state unequivocally that I have never ever been convicted of a felony.  I may have done some felonious deeds back in the day but you can blame the ineptness of the various local law enforcement agencies for failing to catch me.  Misdemeanors are another story however.  Every black man in America has done a day in jail for nothing more than being black.  I’ve pleaded nolo contendere to being black, fitting the description of being black, and being black in a no black zone.  But the information I got today told me that I pleaded guilty to possession with the intent to buy or sell cocaine near a school, a first degree felony, and possession of cocaine, a third degree felony.  All of this happened back in 1988 in Fort Lauderdale, FL.  There is only problem with that!  I’ve never been to fucking Fort Lauderdale.

I want to thank the Broward Clerk of the Court for their professionalism in answering my questions and instructing me in how to clear this matter up.  I found out that the perpetrator was 5′ 10″ and I am 6′ even.  The perp listed his place of birth as the Dominican Republic, I was born in Washington, DC.  One name came instantly to mind.  Troy Saunders!  An old boyfriend of one of my sisters whom I had completely forgotten about.  Troy is what I would call a neer-do-well.  And that’s being kind because he is really a wasted fuck.  His parents should have played Monopoly that night.  I also remembered that he had stolen my driver’s license.

But even with a stolen driver’s license, were the police that fucking blind to see the difference?  Did they even bother to run his fingerprints?  Probably not, because if they did, they would have discovered his true identity.  I don’t know how much this is going to cost me to clear up but I will not go down without a fight.  Nobody is going to take away any of my rights.  And I will be talking to a lawyer about my options.  I am putting the city and police of Fort Lauderdale on notice.

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No Whoppers?!?

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