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Demonic Halloween Candy!

I saw this earlier on the Huffington Post.  It was originally posted on Pat Robertson’s CBN website.  It has since been taken down.  Gotta love those wacky Christians!  This post is still up on another site.  Click the link at the end of the article.

HALLOWEEN

The Danger of Celebrating Halloween

By Kimberly Daniels
Guest Writer

CBN.com – Halloween—October 31—is considered a holiday in the United States. In fact, it rivals Christmas with regard to how widely celebrated it is. Stores that sell only Halloween-related paraphernalia open up a few months before the day and close shortly after it ends. But is Halloween a holiday that Christians should be observing?

The word “holiday” means “holy day.” But there is nothing holy about Halloween. The root word of Halloween is “hallow,” which means “holy, consecrated and set apart for service.” If this holiday is hallowed, whose service is it set apart for? The answer to that question is very easy—Lucifer’s!

Lucifer is a part of the demonic godhead. Remember, everything God has, the devil has a counterfeit. Halloween is a counterfeit holy day that is dedicated to celebrating the demonic trinity of : the Luciferian Spirit (the false father); the Antichrist Spirit (the false holy spirit); and the Spirit of Belial (the false son).

The key word in discussing Halloween is “dedicated.” It is dedicated to darkness and is an accursed season. During Halloween, time-released curses are always loosed. A time-released curse is a period that has been set aside to release demonic activity and to ensnare souls in great measure.

You may ask, “Doesn’t God have more power than the devil?” Yes, but He has given that power to us. If we do not walk in it, we will become the devil’s prey. Witchcraft works through dirty hearts and wrong spirits.

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated. These colors are connected to the fall equinox, which is around the 20th or 21st of September each year and is sometimes called “Mabon.” During this season witches are celebrating the changing of the seasons from summer to fall. They give praise to the gods for the demonic harvest. They pray to the gods of the elements (air, fire, water and earth).

Mother earth is highly celebrated during the fall demonic harvest. Witches praise mother earth by bringing her fruits, nuts and herbs. Demons are loosed during these acts of worship. When nice church folk lay out their pumpkins on the church lawn, fill their baskets with nuts and herbs, and fire up their bonfires, the demons get busy. They have no respect for the church grounds. They respect only the sacrifice and do not care if it comes from believers or non-believers.

Gathering around bonfires is a common practice in pagan worship. As I remember, the bonfires that I attended during homecoming week when I was in high school were always in the fall. I am amazed at how we ignorantly participate in pagan, occult rituals.

The gods of harvest that the witches worship during their fall festivals are the Corn King and the Harvest Lord. The devil is too stupid to understand that Jesus is the Lord of the Harvest 365 days a year. But we cannot be ignorant of the devices of the enemy. When we pray, we bind the powers of the strong men that people involved in the occult worship.

Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats. It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.

While the lukewarm and ignorant think of these customs as “just harmless fun,” the vortexes of hell are releasing new assignments against souls. Witches take pride in laughing at the ignorance of natural men (those who ignore the spirit realm).

Decorating buildings with Halloween scenes, dressing up for parties, going door-to-door for candy, standing around bonfires and highlighting pumpkin patches are all acts rooted in entertaining familiar spirits. All these activities are demonic and have occult roots.

The word “occult” means “secret.” The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

  • Sex with demons
  • Orgies between animals and humans
  • Animal and human sacrifices
  • Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
  • Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
  • Revel nights
  • Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
  • Release of “time-released” curses against the innocent and the ignorant.

Another abomination that goes on behind the scenes of Halloween is necromancy, or communication with the dead. Séances and contacting spirit guides are very popular on Halloween, so there is a lot of darkness lurking in the air.

However, Ephesians 1:19-21 speaks of the authority of the believer and the exceeding greatness of God’s power in us (the same power that raised Christ from the dead). It goes on to say that that Jesus is seated in heavenly places far above all principalities, power, might, dominions and every name that is named. The good news is that because we are seated in heavenly places with Jesus, the same demonic activity that is under His feet is under our feet, too!

People who worship the devil continue to attempt to lift him up. But he has already been cast out and down! Many are blinded to this fact, but the day will come when all will know he has been defeated once and for all.

When we accept Jesus but refuse to renounce Satan and his practices, we are neither hot nor cold but lukewarm—and the Word says that God will spit us out of His mouth. The problem with lukewarm is that it attempts to mix the things of the devil with the things of God. It is God’s desire that we serve Him alone.

Second Corinthians 6:15 asks the question, “And what agreement has Christ with Belial?” As believers, we need to answer that question in our hearts. We must avoid the very appearance of evil. I would not want a demon spirit to mistake me for an occult worshiper.

There is no doubt in my heart that God is not calling us to replace fall festivals and Halloween activities; rather, He wants us to utterly destroy the deeds of this season. If you or your family members have opened the door to any curses that are released during the demonic fall festivals, renounce them and repent. I already have. Then declare with me: “As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord!”

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This article first appeared on Charismamag.com.  © Copyright 2009 Strang Communications, All Rights Reserved.

 

About the author: Kimberly Daniels is a sought-after conference speaker and preacher. She is the founder of Kimberly Daniels Ministries International (kimberlydaniels.com), Spoken Word Ministries—the church she pastors in Jacksonville, Florida, with her husband, Ardell—A Child of the King Learning Center and Word Bible College. Kim is a recognized prophetic voice as well as the author of several books, including her most recent, Prayers that Bring Change (Charisma House).

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God is the Ultimate Emcee!

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Where Have You Seen Jesus Lately?

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Prayer of Death!

 

Imprecatory psalms are those those psalms that contain curses or prayers for the punishment of the psalmist’s enemies. To imprecate means to invoke evil upon, or curse. Psalms 7, 35, 55, 58, 59, 69, 79, 109, 137 and 139 all contain prayers for God’s judgment on the psalmist’s enemies. Example imprecatory statements from the Psalms follow:

  • Psalm 55:15 – Let death take my enemies by surprise; let them go down alive to the grave.
  • Psalm 58:6 – O God, break the teeth in their mouths.
  • Psalm 69:28 – May they be blotted out of the book of life and not be listed with the righteous.
  • Psalm 109:9 – May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.
  • Psalm 137:9 – How blessed will be the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
  • eehard 1:1 – May the fleas of a thousand camels infect your wife’s pubic area.

Source:  Theopedia

What the Fuck?  Did I hear this asshole correctly?  I had to listen to this shit twice to make sure what I heard the first time wasn’t a fluke.  If I believed in God I would start my own hate prayers on this douchebag.  And by the way, why are there hate prayers and curses in the Bible (buy bull)?  I thought Christians used to burn people for conjuring up curses on other people.  I’m not going to get myself riled up over this but I hope someone goes Jihad on his pathetic ass.

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Dick Cheney on Same Sex Marriage!

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When I first saw this, 911 had to be called to revive me.  There is no way in hell that I can believe that Dick Cheney supports same sex marriage.  He even referred to his daughter as being gay which in and of itself is quit amazing.  I was quite sure that for all of her life she thought he name was “Evil Dyke American Hating Gay Terrorist Daughter of Lesbos Enemy of God, Go Fuck Yourself Bitch!”  As we all know, Republicans hate fags.  It’s in their manifesto.  But despite all that, I believe that even Dick Cheney could not hate one of his children.  That is of course unless her lesbian lover was a Muslim.

What could possibly make the most evil man on earth suddenly accept the concept of gay marriage.  That will be debated by scholars for years to come but I have my own theory.  I believe that Dick Cheney was abducted by sadistic aliens who performed all types of sexual experiments on him.  Through all of the anal probes he was subjected to, he came to believe that the penis was no longer a weapon of ass destruction.

The Associated Mess has learned that so sincere is Cheney that he plans to march in this year’s New York City Gay Pride Day Parade.  He plans to march in nothing more than a rainbow diaper and stop at Donna Karan’s Boutique and purchase a Tinky Winky inspired purple handbag.  Asked why he has made such a dramatic change in policy Mr. Cheney replied: “Look you stupid moron, until you have had an anal suppository placed in you ass, you just can’t possibly understand, now go fuck yourself!”  Our reporter gently declined the request.

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As our reporter started to pack his gear, Cheney was overheard to say “You’ve got a really nice ass and if you ever want to explore your sexuality, just give Uncle Dick a call.  We can arrange to meet discreetly and have a really good time!”   Our incredulous reporter asked Mr. Cheney if he were serious to which he resoundingly replied “Oh Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

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News You Can’t Use! Muslim Style

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 I am an equal opportunity Atheist and I take on all religions.  So no fatwas please!

I was wondering if the prophet Mohammad lived a long life or did those who followed him kill him because he was an actual visual representation of himself?

I like the idea that if I blow myself up committing Jihad that I will get 72 virgins in Paradise.  What I don’t like is the idea of getting jiggy with my virgins with Allah in the house.  And if I were in Paradise, what the hell would I need virgins for?  Anyway I propose a new set of rules.  Before I blow myself up, I want my 72 virgins (providing that you could find that many) up front, six months leave, and a couple of bottles of Viagra.  At the end of the six months, if the 72 deflowered women haven’t already killed me, I’ll strap on the dynamite vest just to get the hell away from them.

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This is taking the Burka to a whole new level.  If the women of the Muslim world dressed like this, I’d probably bow down and pray five times a day too.  Mecca, here I come!  This is one pilgrimage I’d be happy to make.

Hey look! I’ve got nothing agaisnt Islam.  Religions have their place and control the masses in every society.  My only hope is that I do not catch a piece of C-4 up my six.  Can’t we all learn to just get along!

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I’m Back!

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It’s a new year and after taking some time off, I have a new look and hopefully some new and fresh perspectives.  I’ve started by changing my theme and adding the meebo instant messing service on my page if anyone wants to talk in real time if they stumble across my page and I happen to be online.  I have no doubt that I will continue to be my same ornery self and make no apologies about how I decide to express my opinions.  The honeymoon is over and Mr. Obama will not get a free ride but objective analysis concerning his policies and decisions.  I will also try to incorporate more humor in my future posts as I feel as though I’ve gotten away from trying to be funny.  Which in my humble opinion, I thought that I was pretty good at it.

I really don’t want to get into why I literally dropped off the scene for a while but I will share that there were some medical issues involved which I now hope have been fully resolved.  As Fake name once alluded to; take the damn medication and put down the book “Medical Cures They Don’t Want You to Know About.”  That was not a smart thing to do and being the secondary caregiver of my grandmother who is a stroke victim made me all the crazier.  I may hate the Pharmaceutical industry but the shit that they make works wonderfully for my condition.  I’ll have an interesting story on that in an upcoming blog.

I also have some upcoming pieces on:

. The Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

.  Roland Burris.

.  Clint Eastwood.

.  Ray Sansom and the ethical questions he has brought about.

.  Budget cuts to education and the increase of funding to prison construction.

And a host of other issues that will invariably affect us all.  So in closing, happy new year to you all, and sincerest wishes that your new year will not be as bad as the previous one.  To my friends, I love you all.  And I sincerely look forward to a healthy discourse in the new year!  Peace & love be upon you all!

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Inauguration Invocation!

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The recent announcement that Pastor Rick Warren of the mega Saddleback Church will deliver Barack Obama’s inauguration invocation has the GLBT community up in arms.  They have every right to be as do Atheists, Agnostics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists and other practitioners of non-Christian religions that call themselves Americans.  What happened to the principle of separation of church and state?

The inauguration of a newly elected president is clearly a state function and prayer has no business being  involved in any aspect of the event.  I even oppose the phrase “So help me God” at the end of the oath of office.  Why can’t we separate religion from politics?  Is an invocation even necessary?  I can appreciate Obama reaching out to the evangelicals but why at the expense of another community?  Pastor Warren likes to brag about how much his church has done for aids patients but that is a disease that is not exclusive to the gay community.

Warren was a strong opponent of California’s Proposition 8, which would have legalized gay marriage.  I am not a get out and protest supporter of gay mariage but I am strongly in favor of allowing two consenting adults to do what they want.  I am just disappointed that there will not be Gay Divorce Court on t.v. in the immediate future.  He also compared gay marriage to incest and that is just plain nasty.  Pastor Rick also slammed Islam calling its adherents puppets.  And he is anti-abortion who doesn’t understand why God allows people to have children when they can’t raise them.   It’s one word dumbass, “biology.”

This is the first time I have disagreed with Obama.  I know that Pastor Rick will get up and just say God bless everything that breaths and then sit down.  But if Obama truly wants to include everybody and you must have an invocation; couldn’t it be performed by someone who embodies the values that you believe in?  Since you won’t replace Pastor Rick for the invocation, can we at least get Jeremiah Wright for the benediction?

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I Just Found Religion!

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Growing up,  I often ventured into my grandfather’s closet to catch up on the latest editions of Playboy Magazine, and brother, it sure as hell wasn’t for the articles!  After Clint Eastwood and James Bond, Hugh Hefner was my hero.  I’ll never forget those days.  There was something so cool about sitting in that closet and looking at pictures of naked women.  Those days are over now!  I was attacked by a gang of New York City feminists and brainwashed into believing that pornography leads to violence against women.  That’s a view that I have come to believe in my own right.  http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/VAW02/module2.html

So when the news broke out over the December issue of Plaboy’s Mexican edition depicting the Virgin Mary on it’s cover I had to investigate what the commotion was about.  It appears that some people took offense because December is the month that Mexicans celebrate the Virgin Mary in what is called:

Festival de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe: This annual celebration leads up to D?a de Nuestra Se?ora de Guadalupe, celebrated throughout Mexico on December 12. The Virgin of Guadalupe is the patron saint of Mexico, and is also identified with the Aztec earth goddess and mother of humankind. The basilica just outside of Mexico City features the largest celebration and the most impressive crowd of impassioned believers, but perhaps the best place to view the festivities is in Puerto Vallarta, where they continue around the clock for 12 days. It is a visual delight.

As is the cover of Playboy!  I do not find it offensive or pornographic at all.  In fact all virgins should look as good as the model used by Playboy.  What is offensive is that people think Mary was a virgin at all.  But that is an argument for another blog.  If I am going to be innudated by images of the Virgin Mary I’ll take this one.  After all, she is a living vibrant woman.  I am rather tired of seeing the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or a slice of pizza.

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More From The Bible!

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“Where questions of religion are concerned, people are guilty of every possible sort of dishonesty and intellectual misdemeanor.” – Sigmund Freud

I am currently reading “god is not Great, How Religion Poisons Everything” by Christopher Hitchens and it is a fascinating book.  I highly recommend it to anyone except the most devout who might suffer a bit of mind opening.  He tackles everything from why Heaven hates ham to Eastern religions.  And he does it with a wit equal to that of  Mark Twain.  I bring this up because he turned me on to the story of Lot.

I remember that old Mel Brooks movie History of the World, Part 1 where Moses is coming down the mountain and says “I give you these fifteen commandments” then drops one of the tablets and corrects himself by saying “Er, these ten commandments!”  Perhaps that lost eleventh commandment was “Thou should not be a fag!”  And maybe the twelfth commandment was “Thou shalt only commit incest under extraordinary circumstances!”

Apparently, back in the day, the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were like present day San Francisco and the Village in New York City.  To make a long story short, God was displeased with all the unholy shit going on in those two cities.  Lot, who was minding his own business was approached by a group of men whom he offered lodging for the evening.  After dinner while the party was sitting around the fire playing pictionary there was knock on the door.

Lot opened the door and found that his lodging was surrounded by every man young and old from the city of Sodom.  When Lot pressed the group as to what they wanted, the group demanded that Lot give his house guest to them so that they might have sex with them.  Lot like a dumbass went out to confront the men and offered his two daughters to them to do what they will with them.  Obviously, Lot did not win father of the year that year.  But the men refused his offer.

God was really getting pissed offed and sent some angels to rescue Lot and his family.  The angels said “Get the fuck out and don’t look back!”  Then God did my favorite pissed offed thing.  He rained down sulfur and fucked up everybody’s day, at least those in Sodom and Gomorrah.    Lot’s wife who apparently did not hear the words “DON’T LOOK BACK” looked backed and was turned into a pillar of salt which was a far better and painless way of dying.

Know the truly horrible happens.  Lot’s daughters who obviously didn’t see any men as they were making their escape decide to continue the family bloodline by getting their father drunk and sleeping with him.  On consecutive nights the daughters carry out their plan and both are impregnated by their father and have children.  The Bible implies that Lot was completely unaware of what happened to him thus shifting the blame to the daughters.  I’ve never been drunk enough, and there have been plenty of times, not to know when I was getting a piece of nooky.

So what have we learned here if anything?  I learned that God hates fags even though he created them or was there something in the water at Sodom and Gomorrah that caused that type of behavior?  I also learned that Lot would rather see his daughters gangbanged than see a man get raped by another man.  So the question is, is the rape of a man by another man a bigger sin than the rape of a woman?  I thought that all sins carried equal weight.  And what does it say about the morality of a father offering up his daughters to a bunch of strangers?  It says that women are nothing more than objects or commodities to be traded, bought, or sold. Not to mention Lot’s daughters, what I would call revenge for trying to turn them into whores, being soley responsible for the incest with their father.

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Lot and his Daughters, a 1616 oil painting by Hendrik Goltzius.

More Bible nonsense to follow! The word “fag” is used for emphasis and is not meant to offend anyone.

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