Tag Archives: election
Joe Biden Shocker!
On the night prior to appearing on Meet the Press, Joe Biden was at the Articulate and Clean Bar in downtown Washington, DC downing shots and drinking beer with a group of buddies. … Continue reading
Filed under Humor and Satire, Politics
The Palin Effect
The polling department here at Associated Mess is releasing a shocking new poll regarding Sarah Palin. While it is clear that Palin’s negatives are driving running mate John McCain’s Straight Talk Express over … Continue reading
Filed under Humor and Satire
Come to Alaska!
On a brief respite from the campaign trail, vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin returned to Alaska to work on some unfinished state business. In an effort to reign in government spending she shot … Continue reading
Filed under Humor and Satire, Politics
Debate 3! Who Won?
The debates are finally over! Cast your votes now. The polls close in 24 hours. You can only vote once but you can come back to see how the vote is shaping up.
Filed under Politics
It’s Not A Lie If I Believe It!
Prior to tonight’s last presidential debate, the Associated Mess has uncovered shocking secrets that the McCain campaign is vigorously denying. John McCain kicked off his 2008 presidential campaign in front of a … Continue reading
Filed under Humor and Satire
Nuclear Blunder!
”Now, a leader like Ahmadinejad is not one whom we can allow to acquire nuclear energy, nuclear weapons.” – Sarah Palin The Bush, McCain, Palin rhetoric against Iran obtaining nuclear energy … Continue reading
Filed under Politics
‘Rednecks for Obama’ want to bridge yawning culture gap!
2 hours ago -AFP SAINT LOUIS, Missouri (AFP) — When Barack Obama’s campaign bus made a swing through Missouri in July, the unlikeliest of supporters were waiting for him — or rather two … Continue reading
Filed under Politics
