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The Wasilla Hillbillies! Episode 2 “Racist’s Emails”

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The name of our program will change with the third episode.  I was informed by a member of the Wasiilla community that the correct pronounciation is “Wasillabillies!”  In today’s episode we are informed that there are racist’s email being circulated through the Alaska State Email System.  Governor Palin has yet to denounce them proving she is not capable of providing effective leadership.

The first email making the rounds goes something like this on the election of Barack Obama to the presidency “Another black family living in government housing!”  How original!  I bet the moron that came up with this one stayed up all night thinking it up.

The second email making the rounds is entitled “Da Night Befo Crizzmus!”

Wus da night afo’ Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin’ and dey be sleepin’ damned good.

We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear ole Santy Claws, gunna brang us our check.

All of da family, was ly’in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend,
and my brother wif some hoe.
I dun passed out on da flow too,
right next to my baby’s maw,
when I heared such a fuss,
I thunk….”Sh’eet, it must be da law”.

I looked out thru da bars, to see what I’ze could see,

I  was spectin’ the sherrif, wif a warrent fo’ me.
But what did I see, made me say,
“Laaawd look at dat”.
dere was a huge watermelon,
pulled by 8 big ass rats.

Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha’s, got a black Santy
tonight. Faster than a poe’lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats,
as he called dem by name.

On Leroy, On Jerome, On Virgil, On Willy,
On Yolanda, On Crayola, On Kiesha, and Nefilly.
Ol’ Santy landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo’ sho’, da damnest thing I ever seed.

Dat black Santy didn’t go down no chimney,
he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, “Sh’eet…he don dis befoe.
He had a big bag, full of presents I spect,
wif Air Jordans and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.

But he left me no presents, just stated stealin my
shit. He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho’ woulda chased him, be he snagged my knife too.

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, dat son of a bitch.
So nex year I be hopin’, a white Santy we git,
’cause a black Santy Claws, just ain’t worf a shit
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There is an Obama snowman song:

Obama the Snowman
Was a very scary soul
With a marijuana pipe
And two eyes made out of skoal
Obama the Snowman
Is a Kenyan they say
He liked his white nose snow
But the Americans know
How he stole their country one day

Then there is this:

Under a post entitled “Police prepare for RIOTS,” by one BarbaraJo, one concerned blogger named Tommygun responded: “For people in urban/Obama areas–do this now: 1. Stock up on some basic supplies–food, health and hygiene, water, etc. 2. Keep track of where your family members are. 3. Work up meeting points in your community for your family (different spots in town where members are to go if problems occur). 4. Check and prepare any weapons you may have.”

In response, a blogger named Johnny got more to the point:

“Well niggers will occasionally chimp out like this, am I right?”

While several Team Sarah members condemned that particular post, it’s remnants are still up on the web site.

Then there’s the probing political analysis you can find on Team Sarah:

“Funny thing, when voters are offered the chance, they always vote to ban gay marriage. What I really find hilarious though, is the gays supported Barry Obama in force. And yet, thanks to Barry’s “blackness” the negroes came out in force in California to vote for him! And negroes are pretty conventional when t comes to values. Most are rather conservative, which is why I can’t understand for the life of me why the vote for democrats.”

There’s also a lot of Michelle Obama bashing, too, where she is often referred to as “Bitchelle.” Take this current thread:

GaryP: This Obama worship has got to stop! Politico is now saying that since Michelle “gave up so much”, that she should get a salary as well! 
Biruta: She should be paid millions of counterfeit money, just as fake as her husband and as worthless as herself.

AmericanDog: Pay her the sum of $1.oo and then tax her at the rate of 53 % to appease her husbands new tax plans. And she would still be over paid…….

Ava M: I have never actually HATED anyone in politics before now….She is stupid, mean, power hungry, manipulative, corrupt, essentially ignorant–a poster girl for Institutionalized Black Racism and Agression, a take-no-prisoners warrior for Political Correctnes aka Socialist Realism and a racially driven Communist fellow traveller. Let her go run an African country. She doesn’t fit in here with the American People.

 

Apparently, she, like her husband, isn’t one of us. Sound familiar?

Then there was the musing about the Obama Inaugural, first reported in the Alaska Dispatch by its fine reporter, Amanda Coyne:

Wendell: I just can’t wait to see the Inaugeral ball… I heard the Presidential Waltz will be replaced by Barack and Michelle “Crumpin”. 
tami: I am sure michelle will dance like a horse

Wendell: followed by the new cabinet break dancing…

Christopher: Not trying to get too racial, but I have never met a black woman who could not dance.the 4th of july watermellon roll on the south lawn

tommykb3grz:

Wendell: a 4-inch diameter Presidential Seal in gold hanging from Obama’s neck

Maybe we can sell Alaska back to Russia!  The Huffington Post contributed tothis post.

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The Wasilla Hillbillies! Episode 1 “Hanging With Drug Dealers!”

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I thought my days about commenting on Alaska Governor Sarah Palin were over until 2012, but those wacky Wasilla hillbillies just won’t go away.  Just yesterday, it was revealed that Bristol Palin’s baby daddy’s mama Sherry Johnston was arrested on 6 felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.  That’s pretty funny because where I come from that sounds an awful lot like “Drug Dealing!”  Today,  reports say that the charges stem from the misuse of the prescription drug Oxycontin.  Those are some pretty steep charges for a pill when the true drug of choice in Wasilla is Methamphetamine.

The irony here is that Sarah Palin is now guilty of paling around with drug dealers.  Surely Governor Palin has had Sherry Johnston over for dinner complete with moose chili.  After all, their shared grandchild will be born any day now.  This is a perfect example of shit coming back to bite you in the ass.  This is not my logic but rather that of Sarah herself.  Wasn’t she the one that accused Obama of paling around with terrorists simply because he sat on the same board of directors with William Ayers?

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The real loser in the hillbilly fiasco is Johnston’s son Levi.  Having already dropped out of high school he is set to become a father and a husband.   According to media reports Bristol was the kind of person who, how can I put this nicely, was the type of person who walked around with a matress tied to her back.  I’d get a DNA test Levi before saying “I do!”  These same reports also indicate that Bristol as well her Brother Track were notorious boozers and stoners.

What have we learned here today?  That people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.  Not only do you pal around with drug dealers Sarah Palin, you have raised alcohol and drug abusers, not to mention a thief of a son now in the army.  Hope you do a better job with the new grandkid!

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Passage of Power!

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Barack Obama has yet to take office but his early favorable ratings are off the charts according to a new NBC/WSJ poll.  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28163452/  He is also putting together quite an impressive team to hit the ground running on January 20, 2009.  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27343359/

On Monday, December 15, 2008 the Electoral College will meet to officially cast their votes for President of the United States of America.  The vote will stand at 365 votes for President-Elect Obama and 173 votes for Senator John McCain.  These votes will be counted by the new Congress which convenes on January 3, on January 6, 2009 officially making Obama the 44th president.  That is the extent of my civics knowledge on the subject, so if I left anything out, feel free to correct me.

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Just when you think that everything is running along smoothly comes this idiot governor from Illinois trying to auction off Obama’s now vacant senate seat.  Rod Blagojevitch or Blago for short has been caught on tape by the FBI and this moron can probably count on spending a few years in the pokeyafter he is impeached and put on trial.  George W. Bush can take solace in the fact that the one politician in America with a lower approval rating is that of Blago.  Right now, his approval rating stands at just 8%.  But at least that is better than the hooker in Amsterdam that gave me the Clap in 1982, her rating still stands at 0%.

January 20, 2009 can’t get here soon enough for me.  With our current president being attacked with size ten shoes, we need respectability back in the White House.  The mere fact that the president of the United States of America can suffer one of the greatest insults in the Muslim world is a testament to his criminal and buffoon behavior.  But you have to give it to  Bush, he ducked those shoes like a question from the press corps.

Barack Obama will inherit enormous problems when he takes the oath of office unless ptfan1 can prove that Obama was born in Africa.  I wish him well.  We are all going to need for him to be successful to restore America’s place in the world and to fix the problems we have here at home.  And when it’s all said and done, I doubt that anyone will be throwing shoes at President Barack Hussein Obama!

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The Great Alaskan Turkey Massacre!

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Osama bin-Laden Shocker!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a daring attempt to salvage the 2008 election the McCain Campaign airlifted Sarah Palin into the mountainous regions along the Afghanistan/Pakistan border to find, capture, or kill Osama bin-Laden like he was an Alaskan moose.  Unfortunately for Palin, Allah intervened and converted her to Islam.

Al Jazeera has reported that Osama bin-Laden has taken Sarah Palin as his fifth wife.  In a statement that the Associated Mess has been unable to confirm, Palin said “The First Dude was okay but Osama is much maverickier! You know?  Like riding a snowmobile is way cool and such, but Osama lives in a cave, a real cave, unlike the Batcave and stuff.  And I can see Waziristan from the entrance of our cave!  You betcha!”

While all of this was going on, Allah’s older brother God was in human form playing skeeball somewhere in New Jersey wearing a McCain/Palin tee shirt.  When the word got to God what Allah had done to his most loyal subject, he immediately returned to Heaven forgetting to cash in his tickets for a pair of Chinese handcuffs. 

Citing older deity privilege, God left Heaven and went into Paradise where He gave Allah a real good talking to!  God then converted Palin back into his most loyal Christian warrior and annulled her marriage to bin-Laden.  Realizing that she was once again a Christian hating Muslim hockey mom; she unsheathed her K Bar slitting Osama’s throat and field dressed him in under ten minutes.

Kahless the Unforgettable, God of the Klingon Empire was so impressed He awarded her with honorary citizenship in the Klingon Empire!  When we tried to conact Mr. Worf for a comment, His spokesman replied that “Mr. Worf is on a prune juice binge and was unavailable for comment!”

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Post Election Penthouse Spread!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am pleased to announce that the Associated Mess has been nominated for 6 Pinocchio awards for fabrication of journalism.  While we are not standing by any story we write, we are not flat out denying them either.  We look forward to going head to head with the National Enquirer.  Let the best news organization win!

In another shocking development coming out of the McCain campaign, the Associated Mess has learned that Sarah Palin has signed an exclusive contract with Penthouse Magazine for a full spread, all done in the very best possible taste. 

One of our reporters caught up with her on the campaign trail and confronted the vice presidential candidate who confirmed the story by saying “You betcha, this hockey mom is going to milk my popularity for every nickel.  Todd can’t win the snowmobile race every year and I just might get impeached.  A girl has got to take advantage of every opportunity she gets! (Wink, Wink)”

The Associated Mess has obtained the proof sheet of some of the upcoming photos.  Rock on hockey mom!

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Palin Goes Rogue!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On a brief respite from the campaign trail, vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin returned to Alaska to work on some unfinished state business.  In an effort to reign in government spending she shot and killed state mascot Pinky the polar bear and turned him into a throw rug.  She also fired Alaska’s State Division of Tourism Director Nuck Tuckaluck, the only Eskimo in state government. Ms. Tuckaluck was unavailable for comment as she barricaded herself in her igloo and refused to come out.  Ms. Palin appointed herself to fill the position.

What went unmentioned in the discovery of Governor Palin’s $150,000 shopping spree is the $10,000 she spent at Victoria’s Secret.  Associated Mess reporter ptfan1 talked to the sales associate Cacique Lacey who waited on the Governor.  He reports that the Governor was quoted as saying “Wait until John Mc er Todd sees me in this!”

The Associated Mess has obtained a copy of Governor Palin’s first advertisement promoting tourism for the state of Alaska.  This reporter is packing his bags now to go to Alaska.  Poor Pinky, you died way before your time, but at least you did not die in vain!

   

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Alaska lawmakers review Palin trooper report!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (CNN) — Alaska lawmakers huddled behind closed doors Friday to review a report on Gov. Sarah Palin’s firing of her public safety commissioner, who says he was sacked for resisting pressure to fire the governor’s ex-brother-in-law.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is under investigation for the firing of her public safety commissioner.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is under investigation for the firing of her public safety commissioner.

The bipartisan Legislative Council went into executive session to discuss the report from former Anchorage prosecutor Stephen Branchflower before its scheduled release. But state Senate President Lyda Green told reporters outside the meeting room, “It’s going to be hours.”

Only a portion of the report is scheduled to be made public after the executive session, said state Sen. Kim Elton, the Legislative Council’s chairman. A second part of the report contains “confidential” information and will be kept under wraps, said Elton, a Democrat who has been under fire from Palin’s supporters.

State Rep. Peggy Wilson, a Republican member of the council, said the total report ran about 1,000 pages.

“This is a pretty serious thing, and I don’t feel comfortable even talking about it until I’ve got it all read,” she said.

Palin, now the Republican vice presidential nominee, told reporters at a campaign stop in Ohio on Thursday that she has “absolutely nothing to hide” in the investigation.

“It’s a governor’s right and responsibility to make sure that they have the right people in the right place at the right time to best serve the people who hired them, and for me, the people of Alaska, so my Cabinet’s got to be the right Cabinet for the people of Alaska,” she said.

Ahead of Friday’s hearing, Palin supporters wearing clown costumes and carrying balloons denounced the hearing as a “kangaroo court” and a “three-ring circus” led by supporters of Sen. Barack Obama, the Democratic presidential candidate.

The McCain-Palin campaign has leveled similar allegations routinely, including in a 21-page “analysis” of the case it distributed Thursday night.

The former public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, has said he was fired in July after refusing pressure to sack Palin’s ex-brother-in-law, State Trooper Mike Wooten. Wooten was involved in an acrimonious divorce and custody battle with Palin’s sister, and Palin and her husband describe him as “rogue trooper” who had threatened the family.

Palin originally agreed to cooperate with the Legislative Council inquiry, and disclosed in August that her advisers had contacted Department of Public Safety officials nearly two dozen times regarding her ex-brother-in-law.

But once she became Sen. John McCain’s running mate, her advisers began painting the investigation as a weapon of Democratic partisans. They began to straight-arm the inquiry, calling it illegitimate, and attacked Democratic state Sen. Hollis French, the lawmaker managing the investigation, for a September 2 interview in which he warned the inquiry could yield an “October surprise” for the GOP ticket.

“The Palins are right to be concerned about the fairness of the Legislative Council investigation,” the campaign analysis states. “The governor has consistently demonstrated, in statements and through documents she has made available, that she reassigned Mr. Monegan because of legitimate policy differences and disputes over the budget.”

Palin’s office in September released documents it said supported its position. The documents were part of a filing to the state Personnel Board, which Palin’s office has asked to conduct a separate investigation. The governor and her allies say the board is the proper legal forum for any complaint, and Palin’s lawyer says she and her husband will cooperate with that inquiry.

CNN’s Tracy Sabo contributed to this report.

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Troopergate!

Left: Michael Penn for The New York Times; center and right: Al Grillo/AP

Walt Monegan, center, the former public safety commissioner, and his special assistant, Kim Peterson, both said they received phone calls from Todd Palin, right, about Mr. Wooten’s behavior.

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Palins Repeatedly Pressed Case Against Trooper

 

 

ANCHORAGE — The 2007 state fair was days away when Alaska’s public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, took another call about one of his troopers, Michael Wooten. This time, the director of Gov. Sarah Palin’s Anchorage office was on the line.

As Mr. Monegan recalls it, the aide said the governor had heard that Trooper Wooten was assigned to work the kickoff to the fair in late August. If so, Mr. Monegan should do something about it, because Ms. Palin was also planning to attend and did not want him nearby.

Somewhat bewildered, Mr. Monegan soon determined that Trooper Wooten had indeed volunteered for duty at the fairgrounds — in full costume as “Safety Bear,” the troopers’ child-friendly mascot.

Two years earlier, the trooper and the governor’s sister had been embroiled in a nasty divorce and child-custody battle that had hardened the Palin family against him. To Mr. Monegan and several top aides, the state fair episode was yet another example of a fixation that the governor and her husband, Todd, had with Trooper Wooten and the most granular details of his life.

“I thought to myself, ‘Man, do they have a heavy-duty network and focus on this guy,’ ” Mr. Monegan said. “You’d call that an obsession.”

On July 11, Ms. Palin fired Mr. Monegan, setting off a politically charged scandal that has become vastly more so since Ms. Palin became the Republican vice-presidential nominee.

By now, the outlines of the matter have been widely reported. Mr. Monegan believes he was ousted because he would not bow to pressure to dismiss Trooper Wooten. The Alaska Legislature is investigating the firing and whether the governor abused the powers of her office to pursue a personal vendetta. Its report is due Friday.

Ms. Palin has denied that anyone told Mr. Monegan to dismiss Trooper Wooten, or that the commissioner’s ouster had anything to do with him. But an examination of the case, based on interviews with Mr. Monegan and several top aides, indicates that, to a far greater degree than was previously known, the governor, her husband and her administration pressed the commissioner and his staff to get Trooper Wooten off the force, though without directly ordering it.

In all, the commissioner and his aides were contacted about Trooper Wooten three dozen times over 19 months by the governor, her husband and seven administration officials, interviews and documents show.

“To all of us, it was a campaign to get rid of him as a trooper and, at the very least, to smear the guy and give him a desk job somewhere,” said Kim Peterson, Mr. Monegan’s special assistant, who like several other aides spoke publicly about the matter for the first time.

Ms. Peterson, a 31-year veteran of state government who retired 10 days before Mr. Monegan’s firing, said she received about a dozen calls herself. “It was very clear that someone from the governor’s office wanted him watched,” she said.

Nor did that interest end with Mr. Monegan, the examination shows. His successor, Chuck Kopp, recalled that in an exploratory phone call and then a job interview, Ms. Palin’s aides mentioned the governor’s concerns about Trooper Wooten. None of the 280 other troopers were discussed, Mr. Kopp said.

Personnel Politics

Immediately after Mr. Monegan’s firing, Ms. Palin said her intent was to change the department’s direction. (She declined to be interviewed for this article.) She has since offered a variety of explanations for his ouster, most recently accusing him of insubordination and opposing her fiscal reforms.

As evidence, she has contended, among other things, that Mr. Monegan arranged two unauthorized lobbying trips to Washington. But according to interviews and records obtained by The New York Times, the governor’s office authorized both trips.

As for Trooper Wooten, Ms. Palin has said she and others were simply lodging legitimate complaints to the appropriate authorities about a trooper with a disciplinary record who was a danger to her family and to the public. In one instance, she said he made a death threat against her father in 2005, an accusation that the trooper has denied.

Ms. Palin initially said she welcomed an investigation into Mr. Monegan’s ouster. But she has since declined to cooperate with the bipartisan inquiry, which Senator John McCain’s presidential campaign says has been “hijacked” by Democratic lawmakers. Ms. Palin has pledged to cooperate with a separate inquiry, by the state’s Personnel Board.

Beyond the potential political consequences, the Legislature’s inquiry, depending on its outcome, could lead lawmakers to censure Ms. Palin or pass legislation making it more difficult for a governor to remove a commissioner, legislative leaders said.

Watching the Trooper

The Palin family’s dispute with Trooper Wooten surfaced long before Ms. Palin became governor.

On April 11, 2005, the day Ms. Palin’s sister, Molly McCann, filed for divorce, her father, Chuck Heath, informed the state police that a domestic-violence restraining order had been served on his son-in-law. Mr. Heath later told the state police that, although Trooper Wooten had not physically harmed Ms. McCann, he had intimidated her. Ms. McCann told the authorities that Trooper Wooten said to her that he would shoot Mr. Heath if he hired her a divorce lawyer and would “take down” Ms. Palin if she got involved.

The family also reported that Trooper Wooten, who was assigned to the wildlife investigations unit, shot a cow, or female, moose without a permit, used a Taser on his 10-year-old stepson and drank a beer at a friend’s barbecue before taking a second one for the drive home in his patrol car.

In March 2006, after an internal inquiry, Trooper Wooten received a 10-day suspension, which was eventually halved. The suspension letter mentions nothing about threats. At the time, Trooper Wooten and Ms. McCann had been divorced for about two months. But their relationship remained tumultuous, primarily over child custody disputes, said Ms. McCann’s divorce lawyer, Roberta Erwin.

Ms. McCann “wanted to know what relief was available to her” without spending the money to return to court, the lawyer said, adding, “As a close family, the Palins did their best to help her by reaching out further to the trooper hierarchy, with Todd taking the lead.”

On Jan. 4, 2007, a month into the Palin administration and his tenure as public safety commissioner, Mr. Monegan went to the governor’s Anchorage office to talk with Todd Palin, who had requested the meeting. Mr. Palin was seated at a conference table with three stacks of personnel files. That, Mr. Monegan recalled, was the first time he heard the name Mike Wooten.

“He conveyed to me,” Mr. Monegan said, “that he and Sarah did not think the investigation into Wooten had been done well enough and that they were not happy with the punishment. Todd was clearly frustrated.”

Mr. Palin noted Trooper Wooten’s divorce case but dwelt on the moose kill, even showing photographs of the dead animal, Mr. Monegan recalled. The commissioner said he would have his staff evaluate the evidence.

A few days later, Mr. Monegan informed Mr. Palin that the issues raised at the meeting had been addressed in the suspension. The case was closed.

Mr. Palin sounded vexed and said repeatedly Trooper Wooten was getting away with a crime, Mr. Monegan said. “I hung up wondering how long I could keep my job if I tick off my boss’s husband.”

Several evenings later, Mr. Monegan’s cellphone rang. “Walt, it’s Sarah,” the governor said before echoing much of what her husband had said. Trooper Wooten, he recalls being told, was “not the kind of person we should want as a trooper.” He told the governor, too, that there was no new evidence to pursue.

Soon after that, Mr. Palin and several aides began pressing the public safety agency to investigate another matter: whether Trooper Wooten was fraudulently collecting workers’ compensation for a back injury he said he had suffered while helping carry a body bag.

Mr. Palin’s evidence: He told Ms. Peterson, the commissioner’s assistant, that he had seen the trooper riding a snowmobile while on medical leave and that he had photographs to prove it.

When Mr. Palin called back two weeks later, Ms. Peterson said she had met with the trooper but was not authorized to discuss the conversation because it was an official state personnel matter. The issue was eventually resolved in Trooper Wooten’s favor, after his chiropractor sent a letter saying he had approved of the trooper’s riding a snowmobile, as long as he was careful.

Mr. Palin declined to be interviewed. But in a sworn affidavit this week for the legislative investigation, he wrote that he had hundreds of communications about the trooper “with my family, with friends, with colleagues and with just about everyone I could, including government officials.” He added, “In fact, I talked about Wooten so much over the years that my wife told me to stop talking about it with her.”

As for what he had told his wife, Mr. Palin said he often raised his concerns about “the unfairness of his remaining on the state troopers when he was obviously so unfit for the job.”

Of the dozen calls Ms. Peterson received about Trooper Wooten, she said, at least half were from Dianne Kiesel, a deputy director at the Department of Administration. The last discussion with Ms. Kiesel came after Ms. Peterson informed her that the trooper had been cleared to work full time.

“Since there was now no business reason to separate Wooten, she wanted to know what else we could do with him,” Ms. Peterson said, adding, “I could tell she was under pressure to come up with something.”

Ms. Kiesel enumerated various possibilities, like moving him to the cold-case unit or a desk job doing background checks.

Ms. Peterson, who had worked in human resources management for most of her government career, said she pointed out that those options would violate the public safety union’s contract.

At one meeting, Ms. Peterson recalled, the commissioner of administration, Annette Kreitzer, said “to keep an eye on him and that he gets no special privileges.”

In an interview, Ms. Kreitzer said she was simply calling for routine monitoring of an employee who had a disciplinary history or had not been evaluated in a while. Six other administration aides who initiated contacts with public safety officials about Trooper Wooten did not return calls or declined to comment.

As for Trooper Wooten’s planned appearance as Safety Bear, Mr. Monegan said he decided to pull him back.

Unexpected Firing

In July, Ms. Palin’s acting chief of staff called Mr. Monegan to another meeting in that same room in the governor’s Anchorage office. The aide, Michael A. Nizich, said the governor wanted him to head the Alcoholic Beverage Control Board, part of the public safety department. Put another way, he was no longer commissioner.

Saying the firing had come “out of the blue,” Mr. Monegan asked how he had upset the governor. Ms. Palin, the aide said, wanted to take the agency in a new direction.

“Was it Wooten?” Mr. Monegan recalled asking.

“A new direction,” was the reply.

The Legislature’s investigation began after a local blogger, who had been a political rival of Ms. Palin, linked Mr. Monegan’s firing to, among other reasons, his refusal to dismiss Trooper Wooten. Initially the governor said through a spokeswoman that the dismissal had nothing to do with a “personality conflict.” Since then, her explanations have evolved, from saying that he was lagging on filling trooper vacancies and tackling alcohol-abuse problems in rural Alaska to showing an “intolerable pattern of insubordination” and a “rogue mentality” by resisting her authority and spending reforms, sometimes publicly.

Mr. Monegan’s successor, Mr. Kopp, said that when the trooper came up in his pre-employment conversations with Palin aides, “it was raised within the context of one of the things that I needed to be aware of, but there was no direction to take any job action.”

During his first week on the job, Mr. Kopp received a call from Mr. Nizich. Trooper Wooten, in uniform, had shown up at the governor’s picnic, which is open to the public. “Is there anything you can do?” Mr. Nizich asked, explaining that the Palins were concerned about his presence.

The trooper was told to leave the area.

About a week later, Mr. Kopp resigned amid scrutiny of a 2005 sexual harassment complaint.

Mr. Wooten, who declined to be interviewed for this article, remains on the force as a patrol trooper.

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