I, like most of Tallahasse.com readers would like to know the criteria of what it takes to become a Tallahassee.com featured blogger. We’ve got two real estate guys, a radio guy, a weather guy, a black guy who thinks he’s a white guy, a non-profit lady, and a retired criminal investigator lady who now dominate the featured blogs section. Unfortunately, their blogs stay up an average of three years. The poor reader’s blog section has an average life expectancy of about 2 hours, one hour if C4BW is having a bad day. I want to live longer! I demand to be a featured blogger! I will be the bovine excreta guy!
I admit that I clicked on real estate guy’s page one day and saw a bunch of charts that gave me spasms. With the financial crisis going on and there being no liquidity available, who can get a loan to buy a house anyway? When I started writing this you had five posts displayed. Try this chart on for size!
Not to be outdone, the weatherman has now made an appearance, and guesses what? More charts! I don’t like charts without animation. When I want my weather, I like to see the guy in front of the blue screen and pointing at imaginary images. Want more? Dude, you don’t have any Doppler radar. What good is a weather report without radar? Check out my chart!
Hey radio guy, you didn’t have any charts but you started talking about the Bible and quite frankly that annoyed the hell out of me. I want a radio personality to be hooking me up with free concert tickets, not reciting fables. You should have done something cool like doing a gospel music top ten list. Because I’m now pissed at you ruining by blogging experience I’ve got a chart just for you! Rock on dude!
I haven’t seen the black guy that thinks he is a white guy in a couple of days but I am sure that he is composing another 37 paragraph piece of art. This guy uses big words that people considered to be geniuses have to crack open their dictionaries to know what the fuck this guy is talking about. I have never read an article of his that didn’t inspire me to call for blog burning rallies. Take this black guy that thinks he’s a white guy.
You haven’t done anything to piss me off retired criminal investigator lady but because you use to be a cop you do not get a free pass. I don’t like or dislike the police but I am pissed at the light, lenient, bogus ass punishment the TPD officer’s got over the Rachel Hoffman case. So all law enforcement deserves a chart today.
So I should be a featured blogger because no one can dish out the bullshit like I can!