The polling department here at Associated Mess is releasing a shocking new poll regarding Sarah Palin. While it is clear that Palin’s negatives are driving running mate John McCain’s Straight Talk Express over the side of a cliff. We are able to announce that young male masturbation is up 50% at campaign rallies not attended by McCain! Someone should tell those two boys that if they don’t stop it, they will go blind.
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