New Campaign Strategy for McCain!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The McCain campaign has yet again adopted a new campaign strategy according to several key campaign insiders.  Speaking on the condition of anonymity a very senior member of McCain’s team told an Associated Mess report that “We’ve tried everything from Reverend Wright to Bill Ayers, to Joe the Plumber, and the whole ridiculous Socialist agenda,” our source said.  “Nothing sticks to that man, so in the last week of the campaign, we are appealing to Americans who wish to once again become a colony of Great Brittan.”  When asked to explain how this notion had any chance of succeeding, our source replied “It a two pronged strategy, we will spend the final week campaigning as the queen of England running for president and if we lose, we have operatives in place to take the real queen out and let John assume the throne!”

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