I am pleased to announce that the Associated Mess has been nominated for 6 Pinocchio awards for fabrication of journalism. While we are not standing by any story we write, we are not flat out denying them either. We look forward to going head to head with the National Enquirer. Let the best news organization win!
In another shocking development coming out of the McCain campaign, the Associated Mess has learned that Sarah Palin has signed an exclusive contract with Penthouse Magazine for a full spread, all done in the very best possible taste.
One of our reporters caught up with her on the campaign trail and confronted the vice presidential candidate who confirmed the story by saying “You betcha, this hockey mom is going to milk my popularity for every nickel. Todd can’t win the snowmobile race every year and I just might get impeached. A girl has got to take advantage of every opportunity she gets! (Wink, Wink)”
The Associated Mess has obtained the proof sheet of some of the upcoming photos. Rock on hockey mom!