The New Hip Hop GOP!











Newly elected RNC chairman and Rush Limbaugh ass kisser Richard Steele has proclaimed that the GOP needs a ‘hip hop’ makeover.  Here at the Associated Mess we couldn’t agree more.  In an unprecendented investigation the Associated Mess went undercover at a GOP event to see just how this new srtategy is working.

We are uhappy with the results that we found.  In this footage that we secretly taped , we are convinced more than ever that white people should not try to act black or dance to black music.  It does not make a pretty picture.  We are suggesting that you stick to line dancing and the Lord of the Dance.  However, we do give props to the one white lady who has a little bit of rhythm.  Get down with your bad self!




Filed under Humor and Satire

12 responses to “The New Hip Hop GOP!

  1. fakename2

    Ouch. This “dancing” looks like it’s somewhere between playing hopscotch and having a seizure.

  2. eehard

    ROFLMBAO…. I hope you have better rhythm than those clowns. I mean, I am almost have white but I can dance a little bit.

  3. fakename2

    I used to dance, and thought I was kind of good at it, but after watching this video I now vow to become a tree with roots and never move again.

  4. eehard

    c’mon fakename, i thought you were going to tell me that you were ready for soul train.

  5. fakename2

    Soul Train! Now there is a blast from the past. NPR recently did a story about it…on Fresh Air, I think. I used to watch it quite a bit, but I had to give it up. The female dancers on the show (not the general public ones, but the hired dancers)were just too hard to compete with in the self-esteem department. I don’t have the ass for it.

  6. eehard

    LOL! You might not get a lot of bounce to the ounce but I have an idea that you know how to work those hips! LOL

  7. fakename2

    I have no idea why you would say that, ee, but I’ll take it as a compliment.

  8. fakename2

    Must have been the result of an Associated Mess investigation.

  9. eehard

    The investigation is still ongoing… we are digging into your past!

  10. fakename2

    Fakename is busy calling her accountant, her lawyer,her ex-husband,her sister,and her acquaintances as far back as she can remember asking them to please erase all the tapes.

  11. eehard

    The Associated mess has beaten you the punch. You must pay a bounty to keep us from exposing your secrets.

  12. fakename2

    I guess the tapes didn’t get erased fast enough. I agree to pay whatever you ask, as long as I also get a seat in the Senate.

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