Newly elected RNC chairman and Rush Limbaugh ass kisser Richard Steele has proclaimed that the GOP needs a ‘hip hop’ makeover. Here at the Associated Mess we couldn’t agree more. In an unprecendented investigation the Associated Mess went undercover at a GOP event to see just how this new srtategy is working.
We are uhappy with the results that we found. In this footage that we secretly taped , we are convinced more than ever that white people should not try to act black or dance to black music. It does not make a pretty picture. We are suggesting that you stick to line dancing and the Lord of the Dance. However, we do give props to the one white lady who has a little bit of rhythm. Get down with your bad self!