Newly elected RNC chairman and Rush Limbaugh ass kisser Richard Steele has proclaimed that the GOP needs a ‘hip hop’ makeover. Here at the Associated Mess we couldn’t agree more. In an unprecendented investigation the Associated Mess went undercover at a GOP event to see just how this new srtategy is working.
We are uhappy with the results that we found. In this footage that we secretly taped , we are convinced more than ever that white people should not try to act black or dance to black music. It does not make a pretty picture. We are suggesting that you stick to line dancing and the Lord of the Dance. However, we do give props to the one white lady who has a little bit of rhythm. Get down with your bad self!
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Ouch. This “dancing” looks like it’s somewhere between playing hopscotch and having a seizure.
ROFLMBAO…. I hope you have better rhythm than those clowns. I mean, I am almost have white but I can dance a little bit.
I used to dance, and thought I was kind of good at it, but after watching this video I now vow to become a tree with roots and never move again.
c’mon fakename, i thought you were going to tell me that you were ready for soul train.
Soul Train! Now there is a blast from the past. NPR recently did a story about it…on Fresh Air, I think. I used to watch it quite a bit, but I had to give it up. The female dancers on the show (not the general public ones, but the hired dancers)were just too hard to compete with in the self-esteem department. I don’t have the ass for it.
LOL! You might not get a lot of bounce to the ounce but I have an idea that you know how to work those hips! LOL
I have no idea why you would say that, ee, but I’ll take it as a compliment.
Must have been the result of an Associated Mess investigation.
The investigation is still ongoing… we are digging into your past!
Fakename is busy calling her accountant, her lawyer,her ex-husband,her sister,and her acquaintances as far back as she can remember asking them to please erase all the tapes.
The Associated mess has beaten you the punch. You must pay a bounty to keep us from exposing your secrets.
I guess the tapes didn’t get erased fast enough. I agree to pay whatever you ask, as long as I also get a seat in the Senate.