Recently, a frequent visitor to my blog commented on the ecstasy of Tantric sex. Regular sex works pretty well for me. I didn’t even know there was such a thing. But what really intrigued me was her comment about making love for hours without stopping. So, of course, I had to look into it. I come from the Richard Pryor school on fucking. Richard said that “I can do three minutes of serious fucking, need eight hours of sleep, and a bowl of wheaties in the morning!”
I like for my blogs to come with visual imagery related to my topic so when I googled Tantric sex and came up with this orgy scene, I immediately thougt this was something I could get into. I mean, who doesn’t love a good orgy? Beats the hell out of Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Basically, what I learned was that Tantric sex had it’s origins in India. And there are about a billion Indians so I assume that they have the fucking thing down pat. But as I read on, it started to sound like a different version of the Kama Sutra. It’s about making the sexual experience transformative. Transformative into what, I do not know. But I quickly began to tire of reading about Tantric sex. It’s like sex with Geometry in it and I failed that twice in high school.
Sex is a basic human drive. If we were never told about sex I am pretty damn sure that if a man and a woman got togther they would figure it out in a hurry. And if religion did not try to discourage or demonize sex it would be better also. So I don’t need any books to tell me what comes naturally. So if you want to fuck for hours non stop, please read my blog “Rabbit Habit Sparkly Elastomer.” I’ll work on getting it up to five minutes of serious fucking but I am still going to need my eight hours of sleep and a bowl of wheaties in the morning.