I knew that it was inevitable! It was only a matter of time before Sarah Palin decided to write a book about her personal life and political career. Which, in and of itself, is funny because I wasn’t aware that the Moose Maven from Wasilla knew how to read, let alone write. It was announced yesterday that News Corp., owner of Harper Collins, owned by Rupert Murdoch will publish the book sometime in the Spring of 2010. I heard about this while watching Hardball with Chris Matthews. Matthews brought up a good point; who is going to write the book? We know that if Palin writes it, it will be done in crayon or lipstick. My bet is that there will be a ghost writer or a collaborator.
In other Palin literary news, Playboy has announced that Palin’s daughter Bristol will appear in next month’s edition. Word is that she will discuss the merits of abstinence only education accompanied of course, by some tastefully done photographs. The Associated Mess has obtained an advanced copy of the magazine and unedited transcript where Bristol was heard to say changing baby Tripp’s diaper “Damn I should have made that bastard use a rubber!”
Until the next edition of The Sarah Palin Cronicles we leave you with this word of advice.