Hookers for Jesus and Sarah Palin!

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I was watching the news this morning when I saw a report on Hookers for Jesus founder marries some guy in a Christian rock band.  Now I really don’t give a shit about Jesus or Christian music but hookers are a different story.  And Hookers for Jesus to me is a compelling story.  I mean, what the fuck does a hooker for Jesus do?  She sure as hell can’t blow you and recite the Ten Commandments at the same time.  My journalistic curiosity got the best of me and I visited their website hoping with all my soul that this organization was out to save the world using the transformative powers of sex.

What a fucking ripoff!  All I got was an aging porn-again ex prostitute who wants to make the world a better place and a donate button.  If I wanted the world to be a better place I would have joined PETA.   It seems that Ms. Lobert wants to stop human trafficking.  That, in and of itself is a noble ideal.  I don’t like the idea of people being sold.  But considering that you are based out of Las Vegas, I am assuming that by stopping human trafficking you really mean passing out Bibles to prostitutes and asking them to stop.

While we are on the subject of Hookers for Jesus, Sarah Palin is back in the news this week.  In a slam against the Obama Administration, the wacky wingnut from Wasilla claims that the government wants to control the people.

” We need to be aware of the creation of a fearful population, and fearful lawmakers, being led to believe that big government is the answer, to bail out the private sector, because then government gets to get in there and control it,” she said. “And mark my words, this is going to be next, I fear, bail out next debt-ridden states. Then government gets to get in there and control the people.”

Sarah Palin pisses me off everytime she opens her dumbass mouth.  President Obama should declare her an enemy combatant and deport her ass to Canada.  Not that I have anything against Canadians but I hear that they are much more forgiving than us intolerant Americans.  There will be no New World Order Sarah.  But if I had my way Sarah, I’d send you to Las Vegas to pass out Bibles to hookers and ask them to stop.

 

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3 responses to “Hookers for Jesus and Sarah Palin!

  1. Once again the Associated Mess is on top of the news we need to know. Hookers for Jesus is like one of those things you could never make up. Instead of Canada, you could always deport Sarah to Russia, which she can see from her front porch.

  2. On the other hand, there are places in Canada where she would never be found. The Yukon Territory comes to mind. But she would probably survive by killing and eating a wolf.

  3. Converts are the worst!

    And while forced prostitution is a violation of freedom, I’ve no problem with the prostitutes who choose that over a low wage job, like the “escorts” Spitzer hung with.

    As for Sarah, she’s a damn hypocrite: it is the GOP that most wants to control our lives – by telling us we can’t use drugs, gamble, visit prostitutes and all these other behaviors they deem “wrong” but often engage in secretly.

    When the anarchist society arrives, there will be nothing and no one to stop you from doing what you like! In the meantime, you just need to be discreet about doing what you like…

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