Don’t Cry For Me In Argentina!

How fucking pathetic!  Not since Mike Tyson emasculated himself in that infamous interview with his former wife Robin Givens, have I ever seen such a sorry excuse for a man.  Mark Sanford of South Carolina is a joke.  I could barely contain my laughter when the ‘Luv Gov’ stated that he spent “the last five days of my life crying in Argentina.”  What a crock of shit!  Move over Evita.

The one thing that really troubles me is that the state’s largest newspaper had obtained the Governor’s private emails between himself and his Latina lover and had been sitting on them.  It’s a good thing they did.  Here is a sample of the Lothario’s romantic rants:

“Got back an hour ago to civilization and am now in Columbia after what was for me a glorious break from reality down at the farm. No phones ringing and tangible evidence of a day’s labors. Though I have started every day by 6 this morning woke at 4:30, I guess since my body knew it was the last day, and I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up. To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the back ground, the tranquillity that comes with being in a virtual wilderness of trees and marsh, the day breaking and vibrant pink coming alive in the morning clouds – and getting to build something with each scoop of dirt.”

Those South Carolina boys really know how to woo the ladies.  He should resign immediately, not only because he has condemned this type of behavior and has called for prior miscreants to resign,  but because his assault on romanticism cannot go unpunished.

After having a full day to digest everything, it appears that the Governor may have been set up.  That is why he was forced to conduct an ad hoc press conference instead of releasing a statement.  Who released his emails to the press and leaked what time he would be arriving at the airport will probably be answered soon.  I almost felt sorry for the man as he cried and the children behind him mugged for the cameras.  But then I thought that if you have to fly to another continent to get a piece of ass, you don’t deserve my sympathy.  It’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

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8 responses to “Don’t Cry For Me In Argentina!

  1. I totally agree that he should resign immediately. Nobody is capable of rational decision-making who thinks their lover wants to hear their most intimate thoughts about dirt-moving.

  2. ptfan1

    Did ya hear that Sanford actually was in Alaska with Sarah instead of Argentina? Its true. They have agreed that whichever one gets the 2012 nomination that the other will be on the ticket as Veep.

    They moved heaven AND earth to be together.

  3. eehard

    FN, I’ve got a battery operated fan, a Tonka dump truck and a plastic shovel. Let’s renew our friendship by making wild passionate sandcastles in the sandbox at the playground.

  4. eehard

    PT, If the Republican men can’t think with their big heads instead of their little ones, Sarah may win by attrition.

    You mean to tell me that Sarah is two timing Jesus Christ?

  5. And this is the guy who lectured Bill Clinton, after the Monica incident, on the sanctity of marriage.

  6. ptfan1

    OMG Polticians fuck out of wedlock????????? What a surprise! Let’s just totally eliminate everyone but priests from governance! mmmmmmmm nope that won’t work.

    Maybe we should just have Eunichs in charge of the world.

    Tellin you it is all a plot by Sarah Palin to corrupt the world.

    Gotta be.

  7. eehard

    PT, I fell out of my chair laughing so hard. Your sense of humor can be so on point sometimes.

  8. Gosh, ee, since you put it that way, I can’t see how I missed the attraction of dirt-moving. You and Mark must really know how to talk to women.

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