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Hitler finds out Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock.



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Hitler Gets Banned From XBox Live!


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Hitler Finds Out Sarah Palin Resigns!


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Thwart That Evil Hitler Sperm!


















There’s an old saying about sperm:  “Last one in is a rotten egg, first one in is daddy!”

Here at the Associated Mess, we take societal matters very seriously, including birth control.  In fact, the Associated Mess highly recommends the use of condoms during sexual activity.  Not so much as a matter to prevent a sexually transmitted disease, but rather to prevent the birth of  a child that will for the rest of your life be more aggravating than a scorching case of The Clap could ever be.

Click the link below to see how you can keep from being the proud parents of the next Osama bin-Laden or Adolph Hitler.  I’m personally waiting on the George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Rush Limbaugh editions.  They’d never fit and would probably break every time you would use one so I am not holding my breath!  Not to be sexist, I also propose an Ann Coulter condom; nothing says keep your dick in your pants louder than a bitch who just might be Hitler’s secret frozen love child.



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The Fourth Reich!










“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” – Albert Einstein

Did you hear the one about a bakery refusing to make a birthday cake with the name Adolph Hitler on it?  Well it’s true.  All too true.  The mother of Adolph Hitler Campbell was denied by the ShopRite bakery deeming it inappropriate.  The Bakery also refused to put swastikas on birthday cakes on previous orders.  So what is a Neo-Nazi mother do in a quandry?  She goes to Wal-Mart of course which is all too happy to oblige.

What kind of whack job names their son after the most reviled man of the 20th century?  Heath and Deborah Campbell is who.  Guess why?  Because no other person would name their son that.  This is why we have laws against incest.  But these fools didn’t stop there.   Little Adolph has two sisters named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (Heinrich Himmler).

These People live in Pennsylvania.  What will happen when they try to enroll their children in school?  Or will they be home schooled with a Hitler Youth curriculum?  When they grow up will they invade the Amish or the Quakers in the region?  These morons should be sterilized so we don’t get any more future Nazis like Eva Braun, Rudolph Hess, or a Josef Mengele.


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