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The Associated Mess has expanded it’s media empire to include blog CD sales. In our first offering we present the the Original Donkey Show Mariachi Band. A compilation of some of America’s top conservatives show off their musical talent. Some examples are:
Boss Limbaugh – “Oxycontin and Underage Dominican Boys Go Together,” and the unforgettable “Colin Powell Spanks His Republican Monkey.”
Lou “Tex Mex” Dobbs – “Cruising and Picking Lettuce is Not For Us,” and “Canadians are Nothing but Northern Mexicans.”
Ann Coulter with her number one smash – “My Dick is Bigger Than Yours,” and “The Left Sucks and Swallows.”
Glenn Beck’s chart topping – “Obama is the New Hitler” and “Real Men Don’t Give a Shit About Crying.”
Sean Hannity, who could ever forget his classic – “I Get Water Boarded Like a Whore Takes Penicillin,” and “Alan Colmes Was My Bitch.”
Bill O’Reilly and his all time favorites – “Keith Olbermann is my Daddy,” and “Don’t Hate Me Because I am a Dumbass!”
You can have all 24 tracks for free! Just go to my Paypal account and pay for shipping and handling. Only $35 measly dollars. I f you act know within 20 minutes I will also include bonus tracks of Michael Savage’s “I Ain’t Eating in no Mexicam Reastaurant,” and “Great Britian is Full of Pussies!”
Hurry! Don’t be left out of this amazing offer!
There’s an old saying about sperm: “Last one in is a rotten egg, first one in is daddy!”
Here at the Associated Mess, we take societal matters very seriously, including birth control. In fact, the Associated Mess highly recommends the use of condoms during sexual activity. Not so much as a matter to prevent a sexually transmitted disease, but rather to prevent the birth of a child that will for the rest of your life be more aggravating than a scorching case of The Clap could ever be.
Click the link below to see how you can keep from being the proud parents of the next Osama bin-Laden or Adolph Hitler. I’m personally waiting on the George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Rush Limbaugh editions. They’d never fit and would probably break every time you would use one so I am not holding my breath! Not to be sexist, I also propose an Ann Coulter condom; nothing says keep your dick in your pants louder than a bitch who just might be Hitler’s secret frozen love child.
The Associated Mess has finally confirmed what we’ve long suspected about conservative pundit Ann Coulter. The photo clearly shows Coulter as a mutant and the baby sister of the Incredible Hulk. After Meghan McCain called her out last week, Coulter could not contain her anger and morphed into the Incredible Uber-Bitch!
Meanwhile, b list uber-bitch Laura Ingraham made fun of Meghan McCain’s weight on her radio program. Watch the video to see Meghan fight back. You might not like the McCain’s politics but they don’t take crap off of anybody and you have to admire that.
Back to Coulter, eyewitnesses have been reporting to the Associated Mess that the Incredible Uber-Bitch picked up her dick, threw it over her shoulder and screamed “Arrrgggh Arrrgggh must find laura,” as she headed towards the talk radio host’s studios.
After watching yesterday’s inauguration festivities I was reminded of some comments made by Ann Coulter regarding Michelle Obama while peddling her new book White Trash with Nothing Relevant to Say. That’s not the real name of the book but anything Ann Coulter says immediately makes me think of white trash! And that’s not really being fair to white trash.
On Obama, Coulter wrote, “Her obvious imitation of Jackie O’s style – the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls – would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint.”
Coulter said Cindy McCain, the wife of vanquished GOP nominee John McCain, “dressed well without freakishly imitating famous First Ladies in history.”
Coulter facetiously and snidely refers to Michelle Obama as a “saint” and “Mother Teresa” and suggests that her public service career “advanced in lockstep with the political advancement of her husband.”
I admit that I know nothing about fashion other than blue jeans go with everything and that your belt and shoes should generally be the same color. But what I do know, Michelle Obama looked extremely chic in the outfit she wore at the swearing in ceremony and absolutely stunning in the gown at the inaugural balls.
Someone should tell the emaciated pasty white skinned blowhard in the black artist smock that Michelle Obama has more style in her little finger than she will ever hope to obtain. While you’re at it, throw in a hamburger and a session at a tanning salon!
All I can say is that today was one hell of a day! In honor of Barack Obama becoming our 44th president I’ve decided to Obama- size myself. Although his inaugural address was brief, I thought it was brilliant. To “put away childish things” and to “extend a hand if you unclench your fist” were very poignant words to me. On top of that, to let those know, who would do us harm, we will defeat you shows a spine of steel! Obama will be a great president! Tomorrow I take on Ann Coulter!