photo via Bill Garnett
House Minority Whip Eric Cantor better known as Mr. No is my dumbazz of the day. Not because he is one of the biggest obstructionists on Capitol Hill but beause Mr. No went to a Britney Spears concert last night in Washington, D.C. If you wanted to look at young flesh, you should have given a call to your buddy Senator David Vitter. He knows all about young flesh in the metropolitan area.
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I usually don’t bother myself with celebrity news. I have a hard enough time keeping up with my own life so I don’t have the time to be concerned what color panties Paris Hilton has on today presuming that she does wear panties. But nothing boils my blood like domestic violence. That is why Chris Brown is my dumbazz of the month. I would include Rihanna for taking him back but she gets a pass. Studies show that the victims of domestic abuse somehow blame themselves for the violence. Let’s hope for her sake that she does not have to go through this experience again. I only hope that the Judge throws the book at Chris Brown. Click here for the full story.
Beacuse there is no limit to human stupidity we are giving you a double dose of Tuesday’s Dumbazz! Meet Acea Schomaker.
This dumbazz owns a cat. Meet Shadow.
Apparently Shadow was hyped up! To calm Shadow down, Acea placed his cat in this device.
What you are looking at is a homemade bong. For the uninitiated, a bong is a device for smoking marijuana. When found by the police Schomaker was smoking marijuana with the cat inside the bong. Police described the cat as being dazed. Well duh! I’m sure when Shadow came out of his daze, he was in the mood for a little extra kibble. To see why he is my second dumbazz of the day read here!
Meet Latreasa Goodman! Ms. Goodman called 911 three times because the McDoonald’s she visited had run out of Chicken McNuggets. In the process she got herself arrested for unauthorized use of 911 thus earning her my dumbazz of the day. To read the full article and listen to the 911 calls, click here!
(By James M. Thresher For The Washington Post)
Who would have guessed it? Joe the Plumber is now Joe the Author. Why wont this poor dumb bastard just go away? You’re 15 minutes of fame were over like three months ago! Now you are claiming that you didn’t like John McCain either, yet you continue to benefit from him putting you in the spotlight. For talking from both of your mouths and thinking you could write a book that anyone other than your mother would be interested in, you are today’s dumbazz! Click dumbazz for the full story!
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but when white people try to act black, they always fuck it up! It’s “You Da Man” bitch! Because you fucked up the simplest of ghetto terminology, you earn my dumbazz of the week. And by the way, you might want to get up to speed on taxation also. Watch the video to see why Michele Bachmann is a dumbazz!