The name of our program will change with the third episode. I was informed by a member of the Wasiilla community that the correct pronounciation is “Wasillabillies!” In today’s episode we are informed that there are racist’s email being circulated through the Alaska State Email System. Governor Palin has yet to denounce them proving she is not capable of providing effective leadership.
The first email making the rounds goes something like this on the election of Barack Obama to the presidency “Another black family living in government housing!” How original! I bet the moron that came up with this one stayed up all night thinking it up.
The second email making the rounds is entitled “Da Night Befo Crizzmus!”
Wus da night afo’ Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin’ and dey be sleepin’ damned good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear ole Santy Claws, gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly’in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend,
and my brother wif some hoe.
I dun passed out on da flow too,
right next to my baby’s maw,
when I heared such a fuss,
I thunk….”Sh’eet, it must be da law”.
I looked out thru da bars, to see what I’ze could see,
I was spectin’ the sherrif, wif a warrent fo’ me.
But what did I see, made me say,
“Laaawd look at dat”.
dere was a huge watermelon,
pulled by 8 big ass rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha’s, got a black Santy
tonight. Faster than a poe’lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats,
as he called dem by name.
On Leroy, On Jerome, On Virgil, On Willy,
On Yolanda, On Crayola, On Kiesha, and Nefilly.
Ol’ Santy landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo’ sho’, da damnest thing I ever seed.
Dat black Santy didn’t go down no chimney,
he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, “Sh’eet…he don dis befoe.
He had a big bag, full of presents I spect,
wif Air Jordans and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just stated stealin my
shit. He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho’ woulda chased him, be he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, dat son of a bitch.
So nex year I be hopin’, a white Santy we git,
’cause a black Santy Claws, just ain’t worf a shit
There is an Obama snowman song:
Obama the Snowman
Was a very scary soul
With a marijuana pipe
And two eyes made out of skoal
Obama the Snowman
Is a Kenyan they say
He liked his white nose snow
But the Americans know
How he stole their country one day
Then there is this:
Under a post entitled “Police prepare for RIOTS,” by one BarbaraJo, one concerned blogger named Tommygun responded: “For people in urban/Obama areas–do this now: 1. Stock up on some basic supplies–food, health and hygiene, water, etc. 2. Keep track of where your family members are. 3. Work up meeting points in your community for your family (different spots in town where members are to go if problems occur). 4. Check and prepare any weapons you may have.”
In response, a blogger named Johnny got more to the point:
“Well niggers will occasionally chimp out like this, am I right?”
While several Team Sarah members condemned that particular post, it’s remnants are still up on the web site.
Then there’s the probing political analysis you can find on Team Sarah:
“Funny thing, when voters are offered the chance, they always vote to ban gay marriage. What I really find hilarious though, is the gays supported Barry Obama in force. And yet, thanks to Barry’s “blackness” the negroes came out in force in California to vote for him! And negroes are pretty conventional when t comes to values. Most are rather conservative, which is why I can’t understand for the life of me why the vote for democrats.”
There’s also a lot of Michelle Obama bashing, too, where she is often referred to as “Bitchelle.” Take this current thread:
GaryP: This Obama worship has got to stop! Politico is now saying that since Michelle “gave up so much”, that she should get a salary as well!
Biruta: She should be paid millions of counterfeit money, just as fake as her husband and as worthless as herself.
AmericanDog: Pay her the sum of $1.oo and then tax her at the rate of 53 % to appease her husbands new tax plans. And she would still be over paid…….
Ava M: I have never actually HATED anyone in politics before now….She is stupid, mean, power hungry, manipulative, corrupt, essentially ignorant–a poster girl for Institutionalized Black Racism and Agression, a take-no-prisoners warrior for Political Correctnes aka Socialist Realism and a racially driven Communist fellow traveller. Let her go run an African country. She doesn’t fit in here with the American People.
Apparently, she, like her husband, isn’t one of us. Sound familiar?
Then there was the musing about the Obama Inaugural, first reported in the Alaska Dispatch by its fine reporter, Amanda Coyne:
Wendell: I just can’t wait to see the Inaugeral ball… I heard the Presidential Waltz will be replaced by Barack and Michelle “Crumpin”.
tami: I am sure michelle will dance like a horse
Wendell: followed by the new cabinet break dancing…
Christopher: Not trying to get too racial, but I have never met a black woman who could not dance.the 4th of july watermellon roll on the south lawn
Wendell: a 4-inch diameter Presidential Seal in gold hanging from Obama’s neck
Maybe we can sell Alaska back to Russia! The Huffington Post contributed tothis post.