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Hitler Finds Out Sarah Palin Resigns!

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Return of the Cheat-Team!

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It Came From Wasilla!

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Vanity Fair story here!

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John McCain’s Beaver Problem

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News You Can’t Use! Editon 7.5 or 8.1!

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I hear that due to President Bush’s lack of popularity and intellectual incuriosity, the officials at Southern Methodist University, who mistakenly agreed to host the George W. Bush Presidential Library, have decided to scale back the ambitious project.  New plans in the works include reducing it to a public children’s library to be combined with the Dick Cheney Museum of Horrors.  Reports included that during the tour of the library, children will learn a thousand and one ways to avoid and abuse the Constitution.  Before going on to the museum children will be treated to a lunch of couscous and a bean pie with a discussion of the horror of hashish.  Once inside the museum the children will be treated to amusement park like rides including the water boarding experience and how to pose for sexually explicit pictures while wearing black hoods and forming pyramids totally in the buff. 

 

Whoever said that Georgia was in the Deep South must have made his remarks from the island of Hellonesia!  I’ve been here for a few weeks and now think that Nor’easters are for pussies!  Atlanta has been so cold I have lost my blackness and now look like the pasty fat kid at Publix who you wish didn’t have to help you wheel you groceries to your car.  I am trying to call Charlie Crist to see what tanning salon he uses but I keep getting a closed John McCain office recording machine that says “Damn that Wasilla bitch!”

 

Is it just me or did anyone else take offense that Abu Ahmed Penicillin Bacon Syphilis Al-Turban Shithead referred to our next president as a “House Negro?”  Let me assure you dumbass that at least he lives in a house.  How is that cave dwelling shit working out for you Bub?  Please be assured that there is a patriot missile painted with a pork chop on it waiting to send you to see Allah and your 72 virgins.  Only problem is that your virgins are all 80 year olds with pussies like vice-grips.  Good luck with your hell in Paradise you al-Qaeda bitch!   

 

The economy may be in bad shape but look for a new retail store to open up in the next month.  Its tentative title is “Pardon Me, I Beg Your Pardon, and Pardons Are Us!”  George W. Bush will issue more fucking pardons than the county health clinic issues condemns.  The good news is that the county can cure most of the shit that comes through their doors.  The bad news is that the stench of corruption will never be erased from the Bush cronies who will escape due process!  Way to go Founding Fathers!

 

I leave you with my final 527 attack ad of the year! 

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Blaming Sarah Palin!

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The blame game has begun and it is not pretty.  When Fox News starts trashing Republicans you have to agree that it is credible concerning the fact that they make their living off of trashing Democrats. When any campaign crashes and burns the finger pointing starts immediately.  I am thankful that this woman did not become the vice president.

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