Tag Archives: keith olbermann
Watch as we repeatedly get fucked by our government! Barack, you better get your black azz on track with the country. We voted you in and we can vote your azz out. Make the wise choice and get out of the hip pocket of corporate America.
One trillion for the banks with more possibly coming and the single payer advocates can’t even get a seat at the health care table? Something is rotten in Denmark and the smell is even worse in Washington. What ever happened to getting rid of the special interest groups in D.C.? Get the insurance industry out of health care now!
News You Can’t Use has been on hiatus recently but certain current events have dictated that we bring it back. Much to my delight and pleasure, it has come to my attention that blowhard conservative commentator Sean Hannity has volunteered to be waterboarded. The Fixed News windbag has said that he will do it as a charity event to help military families. The Associated Mess is always pleased to help with charitable causes and we’ll do whatever possible to help Mr. Hannity to be tortured. The Associated Mess is against all forms of tortue but haven’t we all been tortured enough by Hannity’s big and unfactual mouth? Who are we to question whether or not he considers waterboarding to be torture?
Oh shit! Did Hannity and Cheney just get wiped by Lawrence O’Donnell’s ass? He hit the nail right on the head. Hannity is so full of phony toughness it makes the average person sick to their stomach. Hannity would crack faster than a no bid Halliburton concrete parking garage contract. C’mon Captain America! We are waiting for the waterboarding. Just don’t invite Glenn Beck, his crying would ruin a joyous event.