The McCain campaign has yet again adopted a new campaign strategy according to several key campaign insiders. Speaking on the condition of anonymity a very senior member of McCain’s team told an Associated Mess report that “We’ve tried everything from Reverend Wright to Bill Ayers, to Joe the Plumber, and the whole ridiculous Socialist agenda,” our source said. “Nothing sticks to that man, so in the last week of the campaign, we are appealing to Americans who wish to once again become a colony of Great Brittan.” When asked to explain how this notion had any chance of succeeding, our source replied “It a two pronged strategy, we will spend the final week campaigning as the queen of England running for president and if we lose, we have operatives in place to take the real queen out and let John assume the throne!”
Today I fulfilled my civic duty and voted early. I went to Woodville to vote as I didn’t feel like searching for a parking space and dealing with the long lines at the courthouse. You’d think that this would have made me happy, but it didn’t. I was concerned about the long lines that would await me if I had waited and voted at my normal precinct on November 4, 2008. Then it struck me that, it was precisely that that made voting fun.
I believe that voters have particular patterns that they follow each election cycle. I always vote as soon as the polls open and I always see the same motley crew and we share a few laughs and some good natured ribbing with each other. I will not get to see them this year or the poll workers who always kid me that I will vote Republican. Many of my local precinct workers always ask about my family and how they are doing. When I voted today I did not know a single poll worker.
There are strict rules that must be followed when you go to vote but there is a certain camaraderie that has built up over the year’s like that old television show “cheers” where everybody knows your name. In the most important election that will probably occur in my lifetime, I went to Woodville. In doing so I made my day on November 4 a little bit easier.
But what I also did was to take the fun out of the voting process. For that I am truly sorry. Not so much for me completing the political process but for missing out on the renewing of long standing relationships. You know the kind, where you can look back at your neighbor behind you and say: “You’re mother is so old, she went to Pre-K with McCain…!”
For amusement purposes only!
With presidential hopeful Barack Obama picking up endorsement after endorsement John McCain is looking to secure any meaningful endorsement he can. After being rejected by the AARP for being ancient instead of old, McCain crashed the convention of the Gay & Lesbian Task Force in full gay attire. He gouged out the eyes of emcee Mary Ann Lesbos and grabbed the microphone according to cub reporter C4BH.
He went on to say “Listen up my gay & lesbian friends, I’m Big Johnny McCain and I want to be your first gay president. Barack Obama will take away your right to be gay and redistribute your gayness to all of the gay hating evangelical republicans. Furthermore my fa* er gay friends, I promise to marry each and every one of you as Commander of Fairies.”
At this point recently released convicts turned security guards Ace and Bubba Love tackled McCain and began to escort him from the building. Bubba Love was heard to say “We are going to use you like a woman!” To which McCain replied “Bring it on, I can take it like a man!”
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Click on the following link to see Sarah Palin in the Oval Office. It is interactive. Roll your cursor over items and when it turns into a hand, click on it. Try the door and globe more than once. Thanks to Anarchist and enjoy. It is hilarious! http://president-palin.whiterabbitcult.com/
In a fanatic effort to combat the endorsement of the former commander of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of State by Colin Powell for Barack Obama, the Republicans managed to obtain the endorsement of Joe the Plumber and all of his friends….
More details as they become available!