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Has anyone seen Sean Hannity?
News You Can’t Use has been on hiatus recently but certain current events have dictated that we bring it back. Much to my delight and pleasure, it has come to my attention that blowhard conservative commentator Sean Hannity has volunteered to be waterboarded. The Fixed News windbag has said that he will do it as a charity event to help military families. The Associated Mess is always pleased to help with charitable causes and we’ll do whatever possible to help Mr. Hannity to be tortured. The Associated Mess is against all forms of tortue but haven’t we all been tortured enough by Hannity’s big and unfactual mouth? Who are we to question whether or not he considers waterboarding to be torture?
Oh shit! Did Hannity and Cheney just get wiped by Lawrence O’Donnell’s ass? He hit the nail right on the head. Hannity is so full of phony toughness it makes the average person sick to their stomach. Hannity would crack faster than a no bid Halliburton concrete parking garage contract. C’mon Captain America! We are waiting for the waterboarding. Just don’t invite Glenn Beck, his crying would ruin a joyous event.
On April 15, 2009 all over the country, conservative Republicans will gather at so called anti-tax tea parties. Fixed, er Fox News will dispatch several of its better known personalities like Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck to cover some of these parties. I guess that it is only appropriate that if you attend such a party, you will be referred to as a Teabagger. I mean if you live in Florida, they call you a Floridian.
Teabaggers who attend are also encouraged to send President Obama a tea bag. Organizers are calling this a grass roots phenomenon and thousands are expected to take part in the different events. It never ceases to amaze me how the wealthiest of Americans can dupe Joe Six Pack and Susie the trailer park mother of four. As I’ve said before, you never get anywhere in America by overestimating the intelligence of the general public!
Have fun at your parties protesting the wealthiest American’s bitch of having their tax rates raised three percent. And to think that I thought Republicans only knew how to protest at abortion clinics. By the way you fucking tools, let the girls from Sex and the City explain what a teabagger is.